~Somewhere Anywhere~: Memang pun aku tak ensem

Memang pun aku tak ensem

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'Muchas, muchas gracias mi amigos!.... ngeeee~

Bila tengok kemeriahan sambutan Tahun Baru Cina ini, teringat plak saya dengan seorang kawan lama yang berbangsa cina ni.

Namanya kawan tu Yong. Nama panjangnya saya dah tak berapa ingat dah. Yong adalah ketua rumah kami semasa kitaorang menuntut di Universiti Malaysia Sabah Kampus Antarabangsa Labuan (UMS-KAL) dulu.

Rumah di kampus kami terdiri daripada warga 1 Malaysia. Ada Melayu, Cina, India dan suku bumiputera Sabah. Tapi masing-masing berlainan bilik lah. Cina dengan kawan cinanya, begitu juga saya yang sebilik dengan rakan melayu dari semenanjung.

Yong ni orangnya straight sikit. Lurus bendul dan jujur orangnya. Kadang-kadang tegas juga yang bikin menyampah. Hehehe. Sesuai dengan wataknya sebagai seorang ketua dalam rumah secara tidak rasmi. Kalau nak bercakap dengan dia kena straight to the point. Tak boleh nak main-main bergurau. Sebab dia mudah percaya dengan kata-kata. Orang jujur lah katakan.

Suatu hari selepas pulang dari kuliah, kami pun lepak-lepak lah di ruang tamu rumah. Sambil-sambil tu Yong ada mengajukan satu soalan cepumas kepada saya. (",)

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Yong: You ni dil, napa you tak mahu cari Girlfren di kampus ni?

Saya: Ooo, Bukan aku tak mahu, tapi aku sedar dirilah yang aku ni bukannya hensem pun. Mana ada pempuan mau... (",)

Yong: Yaaa tau pun kau tu tak ensem. Kalau kau sudah sedar diri kau tu tak hensem, ko carilah perempuan yang tak cantik..

wakakakakakakaka.

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Hehe. Hampeh punya Yong. Tak bagi semangat langsung... ekekeke. Kot ye pun aku ni tak ensem, janganlah cakap terus terang. Tambah kecik ati aku tau.. Hahahaha.

Yong yongg... Sepatutnya Yong kena cakap macam ni..

"Dil, jangan lah ko merendah diri yaaa. Kau sebenarnya hensem apaaa. Cuma kau saja yang tak sedar selama ni".

aahahahaha....

wekkkkkkk. (",)

Inilah antara barisan housemate aku dulu semasa mandi manda di laut. Saya yang berbaju merah kena cencored tu. Malu nak tayang muka sebab saya memang tak ensem masa tu. Ekekeke..
Yong yang kena bulat tu. Entah apa sudah perkembangannya kini. Happy Chiness New Year buat Yong sekeluarga.

~HADAPI DENGAN SENYUMAN~

Comments (95)

Iffah Afeefah said on January 23, 2012 9:06 PM
	sentap betul ngn yong tu hahaha #lawak ps: name cikgu ape eh? nk panggil apepon tatau hehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Pn. Sheila said on January 23, 2012 9:06 PM
	hehehe... pandai yong tu bt lawak er... em... semua org dijadikan Allah cantik dan hensem k... hehe... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Citarasa Rinduan said on January 23, 2012 9:08 PM
	gong xi fai cai buat yong........... hehehhe. kenangan masa beljar byk kenangan.. tadi k.ayu besarkan saiz gambar tu.. bukan apa.. sebba kawan kak pun namanya yong., stduy kat u belah sana gak.. tapi salah orang, sbb yong k.ayu orangnya rendah dan gelap kulitnya tak cerah mcm cina y lain [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

bobiedanbad said on January 23, 2012 9:09 PM
	hahahaha penjahat si Yong terus terang bikin bacat nda emsem, tapi kacak tu geng hehehehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Si BuDaK KaChAk said on January 23, 2012 9:09 PM
	adus...sadis nye bile org tu trlalu jujur...hehehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

«Mira» said on January 23, 2012 9:11 PM
	Luar tak hensem takpe. Janji hati maw hensem. Huhu [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Cikgu Ma said on January 23, 2012 9:24 PM
	tak pe, gen2merah dah ensem... orang minyak dalam blog$%&%^ disebalik tabir \| AIR TANGAN [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Yatie Awang said on January 23, 2012 9:27 PM
	hahaha...baguslah yong..jujur..jujurkan sifat mulia hehehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

PeRmAtA bIrU said on January 23, 2012 9:33 PM
	hahahhaah... terus terangnya kawan cikgu... keh3... selalu bila kita merendah diri org akan bagi semangat dengan puji balik... keh3... hebat la yong... sangat jujur... saya juga pernah dapat situasi yang sama... sabar jer la kan??? [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

aimaniman said on January 23, 2012 9:42 PM
	biasalah kawan cina bukannya faham sangat maksud tersirat.. yg dia faham yg tersurat je,.. agaknya time dia cakap tu muka dia selamba seposen je macam x da salah apa2 pun kan.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

cleverspider55 a.k.a alam1cinta said on January 23, 2012 9:45 PM
	rilek bro,tak ensem x pe coz rasanye pompuan skrg ni lebih bijak,bkn hanya tgk rupa.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

budak kacamata said on January 23, 2012 9:49 PM
	memenuhi permintaan>>jadi sy tlg tye bg pihak yong..'awk tue terlalu rendah diri sgt..mane da xensem..ensem ape..hukhuk'.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Puan Kutu said on January 23, 2012 9:57 PM
	haha mmg tak patutlah kamu yong kata cikgu tak kacak.sy tgok beliau hensem je..hikhik.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

AmirFX said on January 23, 2012 10:32 PM
	Haha.. Ikhlas dari hati tu.. Kena terima dengan minda terbuka.. Cehhh.. Kalau kena dengan diri sendiri tak tau lagi camne nak reacts.. NWay, selamat bercuti bro... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Ummi_R❀salici❀us said on January 23, 2012 10:43 PM
	haha... yong yong.... tak penah pulak terpikir nak cakap camtu bila ada orang merendah diri... :P [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

3no gr33ny said on January 23, 2012 10:45 PM
	sahabat Yong tu berterus terang sangat la pulak..heheh..xpe la...rupa paras tak penting dalam menilai hati [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Apple Pearl said on January 23, 2012 10:47 PM
	ahaha..kelakar laa... #ayat paling bawah tuu "Malu nak tayang muka sebab saya memang tak ensem masa tu" ...sekarang dah hensem layerrr.hikhikhik [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Gen2Merah said on January 23, 2012 11:02 PM
	@Apple Pearl ya, saya yakin sy nampak ensem skrg... ahaha [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Paris Lipton said on January 23, 2012 11:15 PM
	yong tu mmg pndai gurau...hehe yakin bah! [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

tunz said on January 23, 2012 11:24 PM
	cikgu dah cukup semua sifat..bersyukur..insyaallah pasti ketemu jodoh yang baik2.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

~ yus ~ said on January 24, 2012 12:45 AM
	InsyaAllah bila sampai masanya pasti bertemu jodoh yang sesuai. Rupa paras bukan faktor utama, yang penting bertanggungjawab, tahu agama, dapat membimbing isteri ke jalan yang di redhaiNya. Duit pun perlu ada...orang sekarang ni, melihat dari segi materialistik juga kan cikgu, cukup semua sifat dah kira ensem lah tu...hehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

~Nana BamBam~ said on January 24, 2012 2:35 AM
	hahahaha..ala jodoh Allah x kemana yedakkk ? [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

MaryaYusof said on January 24, 2012 7:41 AM
	Hola Amigo! Como estas?? Yeke tak hensem?? Ramai je peminat... janji manis ada :)) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Nora Shahaira said on January 24, 2012 9:05 AM
	tak hensem tu dulu...sekrg hensem la tu..tak dapat skrg..nanti2 dapat..jgn risau...ally iskandar tu dapat je...comel plak tu..apapun kejelitaan seseorang pilihan anda terletak pada hati anda juga [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

CekbOlat-bOlat said on January 24, 2012 9:36 AM
	ececehh.. hnsem lah woi.. haha tergode nyahh.. =PP [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

aKSARAfENDI said on January 24, 2012 9:46 AM
	dlm hdup ni mmg ptut ada org yg lurus & jujur mcm tu.. at least kn kita nmpk apa klemnahan kita..hahhaha tp kalau dah slalu lurus sgt, sakit ati gak jadi nya.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

ahsfantasy24 said on January 24, 2012 10:03 AM
	hehehe, tersangat jujur, tapi pape pn, cantik dan kacak itu subjektif :) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Aien Not Alien said on January 24, 2012 10:27 AM
	morning bang...senyum sokmo jugak ye..ekekeke... semua orang cantik2 kacak2 belaka...kecantikan dan kehenseman itu subjektif....kadang kita nilai cantik dan hensem macam ni macam ni...kadang macam tu macam tu... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

shera haifa said on January 24, 2012 10:27 AM
	alai berterus terangnye yong tu.. tp kan mana laa tahu yong sngaja kata awak xensem sbb dye dengki ngn kehenseman awk.. hehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Tinta Emas said on January 24, 2012 12:52 PM
	handsome ke tak handsome ke semua tu tak penting... yang penting HATI... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Hanis MY said on January 24, 2012 1:00 PM
	lawak la Yong tu.. insyaAllah pasti bertemu dengan si dia,... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

syieda ;) said on January 24, 2012 1:48 PM
	haha :D klaka la yong. memang jujur sangat nih. apa pun tak boleh. hehe. biar muka tak hensem, asalkan hati hensem, ye dakk? *syieda boleh teka yg mana cikgu. (klu:merah) :D [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

ZiErWa zAiNaL said on January 24, 2012 3:03 PM
	haha..jujur sgt yong ni.. sy pun ada kwn cina nama teng.. sgt2 baik n kelakar..suka kwn ngan melayu..pling x lh ingt bila pksa dia mkn nasi lemak guna tangan.. musykil dia mcm mana kte org mkn smpai licin.. =) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Eza Boom Boom :) said on January 24, 2012 3:38 PM
	hihi, alaa muka tak penting. :P [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

~SaL IjOu~ said on January 24, 2012 4:16 PM
	Samat petang cikgu Dil~ =) jgnla merendah diri ngat..lagipun hensem tu subjektif..yg ckp cikgu Dil x ensem tu mesti mata dia rabun..hehe~ [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

MulutPayau said on January 24, 2012 4:28 PM
	yang penting hati mau baik kan dik.... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Muhammad Saiazuan Norhalik said on January 24, 2012 6:20 PM
	huhu mkn dalam btl apa dia ckp tu. :D [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Miss Nadya said on January 24, 2012 6:29 PM
	mukadimah tak ingat..:) porke..:D mesti cikgu rindu kan yong kan?? haha..tak hensem ka tu??hensem bha..:) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Sunah Sakura said on January 24, 2012 7:31 PM
	ye ke tak hensem??? [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

klcitizen cikgunormah said on January 24, 2012 10:01 PM
	Cikgu Dil memang hensem ... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Gen2Merah said on January 24, 2012 10:59 PM
	@klcitizen cikgunormah terima kasih cikgu... Soal saya hensem tu memang saya dah lama tau dah.. wakakaka (",) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

HeNRieTTa JoSe said on January 25, 2012 12:32 AM
	Jujurnya YONG...neway....happy CNY utk YONG.... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Dylla Abas said on January 25, 2012 9:07 AM
	bertuah cikgu punya teman yg jujur macam Yong tu..hehehe apa pun..sy setuju dgn jawapan 'sepatutnya' yg diberikan oleh Yong seperti yg cikgu bayangkan tu :) paras rupa sesorang tu tak penting..yg penting ketulusan dan keikhlasan hati [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

IntaNBerliaN said on January 25, 2012 9:29 AM
	hahhah.. rasa mcm lawak lak yong ni.. tp mmg pun.. kwn saya kan.. dia pun cina jugak... jujur betoi.. sk berterus terang macam yong ni... hihiii [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Cho Zila said on January 25, 2012 9:49 AM
	kelakar... memang orang lurusni payah gakkan... akakpun dah lost contact ngan ramai kawan2 lama.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Ckin Kembaq said on January 25, 2012 10:17 AM
	Yong memang jujur..haha sabor je lah.. ^_^ [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

QueeN TerataI said on January 25, 2012 10:29 AM
	lawak pun ada.. mmg telus betul yong tu yer.. hehehehe... jgn risau hensem ke x hensem ke pasti ada yg mahu... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Eye_nee said on January 25, 2012 10:43 AM
	kebenaran itu mmg perit utk diterima...hehe..dah lah geng...ensem hanya ukuran mata namun bukan semua org mengukur ensem itu dgn mata geng...ada yg mengukurnya dgn hati [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Hanis Azla said on January 25, 2012 10:59 AM
	dai gurau aje tu.. semoga awak bertemu dgn bakal isteri yang baik2 nanti.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Mama Ema said on January 25, 2012 11:14 AM
	hahaha...mesti best dapat kawan cam dia kan.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Hanie Dew said on January 25, 2012 11:41 AM
	memang jujur sungguh yong tu. hahahaha... "tak hensem masa tu". hihi..masa ni dah hensem la. hahahaha [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Tiramisu Fatiema said on January 25, 2012 11:43 AM
	jawapan yg jujur yong ..haha..hati hensem takpe..haha [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Papa Mifz said on January 25, 2012 12:20 PM
	dulu tak hensem skrg hensem yer..apa petua?? hehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Rtp Farra Arisha said on January 25, 2012 1:17 PM
	hehe, yong seorang yang terlalu jujur agaknya. so, where has he been right now? [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

EJA said on January 25, 2012 1:21 PM
	hahaha bgs jgk klu jadi yong ni bukan kata lurus jujur orgnya..mst x byk dosa ni sbb dia ckp semua menda yg nyata lagi sohih..heheh salam ziarah dr blog menulisdenganhati :) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Ct Mawa said on January 25, 2012 1:33 PM
	haha..Yong ni x sayang mulut! :p [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Kancil 8349 said on January 25, 2012 1:46 PM
	sabarlah dil...belum jodohmu tu [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

aizamia3 said on January 25, 2012 2:02 PM
	kehkehkeh.. Yong yang jenis berterus terang.. kita kena bersedia dengan orang macam ni sebab adakalanya boleh buat terasa hati, tapi sebenarnya kita tau dia orang macam mana kan.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

jelly gamat said on January 25, 2012 2:49 PM
	sabar kawan...blum jodoh nya :-) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Run Away said on January 25, 2012 3:19 PM
	hensem2 sume tu ilusi jew....hahahah...;d [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

~SaL IjOu~ said on January 25, 2012 9:15 PM
	selamat mlm cikgu Dil~ =) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Nong Andy said on January 25, 2012 10:16 PM
	Gen2 merah, Kamu ensem bah sekarang :) *terima kasih ziarah blogku :) n komen :) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

c'axoera said on January 25, 2012 11:05 PM
	tak perlu ensem yang penting manis haddoooo :D kan cikgu kan kan kan kan :D http://ch000tz.blogspot.com/2012/01/move-it-move-it.html [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

whitecappuccino said on January 26, 2012 12:01 AM
	hehe..jawapan yang seyes, tak berapa kita nak dengar ! baik punya kawan! [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Mohd Norafzal said on January 26, 2012 10:09 AM
	walaupun agak kejam ayat tu..tapi bersabarlah.kita berada dalam kelompok yang sama :D [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Kazman & Sue said on January 26, 2012 11:30 AM
	haaa... lawak orang lurus bendul laa... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

cik sakura said on January 26, 2012 11:44 AM
	xhensem rupanya..ahaks..gurau je..biar tiada rupa tapi hati mesti ada rupa..apa yg cik sakura mengarut ni..selamat tengahari cikgu.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Cik Yatt said on January 26, 2012 11:53 AM
	rupe bkn sgalanye..tpi hati yg pnting.. btw nice edit pic..ehehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

THE LEKAT LEKIT STORY said on January 26, 2012 1:44 PM
	jawapan Yong memang x de kias2 dah.. org mcm tu ada ketikanya memang bagus & ada masa rasa menyampah jugak.. kekekekek [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

kelenjar getah bening said on January 26, 2012 3:46 PM
	comel..hihih [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

LidiaSuraya said on January 26, 2012 4:23 PM
	sometime the truth hurts... ehhhhh hehehehehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Hanie Dew said on January 26, 2012 4:59 PM
	tengah mark keje sekolah murid ke cikgu....=) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Citra NaniZam said on January 26, 2012 8:36 PM
	Adeh.. yong memang kelakar.. gong xi fa cai yong.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Citra NaniZam said on January 26, 2012 8:37 PM
	Adeh.. yong memang kelakar.. gong xi fa cai yong.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Aien Not Alien said on January 26, 2012 10:08 PM
	singgah malam... ^_^" [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

ABU said on January 27, 2012 11:41 PM
	masa tu tak hensem.. sekarang dah hensem :D hahaha lawak jugak kawan kau tu..mmg lurus la.. napa tak bagi dia skrip tu dulu sblum bagi dia becakap hahahaha [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Jue said on January 28, 2012 12:06 AM
	Kwn ko a.k.a ketua uma, c Yong tu leh kwn ngan aku haha aku rs dia gurau je tu =) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

puanbee said on January 28, 2012 11:56 AM
	heheh bendul betul yong tu ek , terus terang je [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

ieja amieja said on January 28, 2012 2:58 PM
	lawak!! mmg YONG tu lurus bendul.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

ieja amieja said on January 28, 2012 2:58 PM
	lawak!! mmg YONG tu lurus bendul.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

c'axoera ヅ said on January 29, 2012 1:48 PM
	sape kata! yang cantik lawannyer yang tak cantek..:D meaning cikgu akan dpt galpren cantik lah nnti hehehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

mazda2992 said on January 30, 2012 2:12 AM
	madil....wlupun kita x ensem janji staring...ko mmg staring madil... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

L said on January 30, 2012 8:23 AM
	merendah diri plak.. hahaha jom hayati..=) lolz-l.blogspot.com/2012/01/amanahnyer-sahabat-rasulullah.html [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

yana-feehily said on January 30, 2012 11:59 AM
	heheh..mmg lurus btl la yong tu..semua orang dilahirkan kacak dan cantik sebab ciptaan Allah tu indah2 belaka..btl tak? :) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

remyhazza said on January 30, 2012 1:53 PM
	dah sampai jodoh nanti roger ler.... [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

intan_blur said on January 30, 2012 4:44 PM
	hahahahahahhaha...klu intan dah debik si yong tu tau..hahahahhaha tu bmakne kawan yg betul2 jujur cikgu slm cikgu..dah seminggu intan x singgah sini [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

Ct Aja said on January 31, 2012 11:12 PM
	yeke tak hensem...ke aweks dah keliling pinggang, tp cikgu yang jual mahal, hihiihihiiii [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

K O R I E said on February 1, 2012 11:04 PM
	hehe, sentap bila baca.. ksian dia cikgu msa tu . huhu. btw, skang ni dah hensem ;) so xpyh risau k [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

budak penjara said on February 1, 2012 11:12 PM
	haha bgus la yong tu..sngt jujur..hehe [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

naiemah_ramli said on February 2, 2012 4:02 AM
	hahaha...mmng jujur..hahaha.. sabar ja la.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

EruzuLiyana said on February 2, 2012 10:08 PM
	adoi la, kelaka la yong! :) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

IntaNBerliaN said on February 3, 2012 12:09 PM
	lama betoi cikgu x update yer.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

apijah said on February 3, 2012 4:53 PM
	hukhuk hukhuk.. mcm kenal je mana ada tak ensem..manis masih ada [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

maszull said on February 4, 2012 11:00 AM
	assalamualaikum cikgu dil...x ensem x pe janji hati mau baik itu yg pentingkan..... itu lah pendapat mama.. yg mmg ada hubby yg x ensem mana pun tapi hati die baik n ikhlas (nak puji hubby sendiri plak)hehehehee...:) [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

QasehnyaRania said on March 4, 2012 9:44 AM
	mornink cekgu dil...;) budak chinese selalunya jujur.. tak danya selindung2..direct je ckap... nsem tak penting jji manis..hehe kalu hensem nti dok perasan kata dia hensem pon payah jugak.. [REPLY THIS COMMENT]

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